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Twenty. The Golden State.
Close your eyes, just dream.
Ask me anything

After getting in a minor car accident on our way to my graduation dinner: Me: Wanna take selfies with me? Jizz: Sure, there’s nothing else to do. #IEnjoyThisPhoto

Lost my virginity today. It was whatevs.

herabstract:

Art

(Source: afro-orgasm)

twentyisthenewblack:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

20- it doesn’t get any better

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze)

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

tayrizzzzle:

findmeinsf:

rohanscum:

They’re fucking perfect where do I sign up

Andy’s reaction.

Andy is me

(Source: sirmichaelscott)

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

…someone who can make all your dreams come true

(Source: pemsylvania)

zobb:

cry me a lake by justin timberriver

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