Close your eyes, just dream.
Ask me anything
After getting in a minor car accident on our way to my graduation dinner: Me: Wanna take selfies with me? Jizz: Sure, there’s nothing else to do. #IEnjoyThisPhoto
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
…someone who can make all your dreams come true
cry me a lake by justin timberriver